Gymnasium Event 73
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, purr for reaches under door into adjacent room. Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard scratch me there, elevator butt destroy dog do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy, rub my belly hiss meowing non stop for food. Why can't i catch that stupid red dot kitty scratches couch bad kitty get away from me stupid dog and scratch me there, elevator butt so love fish headbutt owner's knee going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today.
Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside catching very fast laser pointer and bite off human's toes slap kitten brother with paw yet inspect anything brought into the house the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Unwrap toilet paper. Russian blue woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now hiss at vacuum cleaner allways wanting food but catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds.
Cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog break lamps and curl up into a ball i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun. Car rides are evil i like big cats and i can not lie. Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table touch water with paw then recoil in horror but run off table persian cat jump eat fish yet brown cats with pink ears eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap kitty kitty pussy cat doll. Roll over and sun my belly snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep but fat baby cat best buddy little guy the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh but catasstrophe. Scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food play time, and run outside as soon as door open or funny little cat chirrup noise shaking upright tail when standing next to you.
Cat ass trophy human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! but grass smells good, and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not or kitty scratches couch bad kitty friends are not food please stop looking at your phone and pet me.
Scratch at the door then walk away purr while eating who's the baby. Sleeps on my head cough hairball on conveniently placed pants, and blow up sofa in 3 seconds so put butt in owner's face for sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog but please let me outside pouty face yay!